As Willie says on da road again

Sooooo
I survive the suicide boyz....
Up and atom oh buy the way in Warsaw we found a bookstore that had a section of English written books

Aside
, now my friend Debra helped Me get a kindle, my friend chalen bought me a book on the kindle....
Great!
The book is extremely well written and very  interesting but the dust bowl in the 1930's is very fookin depressing.....but I'm reading it and liking it...

 So Liam buys me the godfather, my future birthday present....hmmm I wanted a Lamborghini...weve seen a few, I mean we've passed quite a few on the autobahn...
So now I'm also reading that
hey were close to Sicily ...

Loyalty and friendship
Oh yea back to our trip
So we leave Warsaw at 6:30, I'm up at 6 making coffee, 
Psst don't tell marq box or mike Sweeney they'll make me got up and make coffee early on all up coming raft trips foreveha...might even make me drink it black.........
So I head out with me. Mish pit sound asleep in the back, now ya now I've put in the Google map exit strategy out of town looks simple I'm out the gate of the inner city campground
BAMM
TRAFFIC
At 630 am....
Yikes drivers  here let you in holy shit I'm not in Boston that's fer shuah!
So I look around make a couple o turns van
I'm on the highway, the snoring machine hasn't woken up were on the road again as Willie would sa y.....
Shit our GPS  that's 6 yrs outdated doesn't have this new highway on it...
So I spend the next ha lf hour trying to go around and around and around by the way everything is written in polish, and im still trying to learn Dutch from the first day....nevermind french German,  Flemish, polish....
Ok I wasted 1/2 hour taking the wrong turn....
Ok now I'm back on it gonna make the miles

Ya right....
Construction zone for 25 kilometers.....shit
Now we're zipping along the hi way, oh yeah I forgot to tell ya when your driving one is in the left lane, when your passing you
 USE
your blinker and move into and out of the left lane leaving at least 1/4" between your car and the one your passing, now that's before, during g and after the turn...
Oh yeah also from the 3 trillion tractor trailer trucks that are always on every road I'm on sometimes on some roads in some countries the ruts in the right lane are like I'm skiing on a snowmobile track.... I have no idea how the motor cyclist  survive these...
Ok so now I'm so glad I got up early to make highway miles....
Finally I pull over , we've only got about 1 hour to Auschwitz I need gas, I have gas, I gotta pee  bad,  need my 2nd crappy electronic coffee and gotta wake up the snoring zombie in the back...
I just stopped and bought fresh chantrelles and some kind a huckleberry on the side of the ro ad from a babooshka.

Up and into Auschwitz we go....
Start crying and shaking your head cuz it's horrible and sad...........

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